Welcome, meet the services
Meet the staff you don't have to employ.
Artificially Employed is a team of AI staff for the jobs that keep your business moving. The AI does the heavy lifting, but every service is overseen by a real person.
A growing team of useful services for small businesses, sole traders, friends and family.
Website Builder
You don't need a £2,000 website. You just need a good one.
Still haven't got a website? Or one that looks like it was last updated when people still used Yellow Pages? You don't need a £2,000 website. You just need a good one.
We create a clean, professional website for your business, including the design, images, contact forms and basic SEO setup. It is deliberately affordable for small businesses, sole traders, friends and family.
Artificially Employed
A good website, without the big-agency price tag.
What's included
Everything you need to get online properly.
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Your website designed & built
A clean, professional home for your business online.
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Website wording written for you
Clear words that sound like your business and help customers understand what you do.
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Mobile-friendly design
A site that is easy to use on phones, tablets and computers.
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Basic SEO setup
The sensible foundations that help people find your business.
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12 months management included
A year of keeping things looked after after your site goes live.
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Up to 2 minor content updates per month
Small changes made when your business needs them.
Introductory offer
From £299
Usually £499
£299. Built for you. Written for you. Managed for a year.
The small print
- After the first year, continued management is just £190 per year.
- Domain name and hosting can also be arranged if required for an additional charge.
Human oversight, always
The AI does the heavy lifting, but as with everything at Artificially Employed, Ben personally oversees the work and takes responsibility for the finished result.
24/7 AI Receptionist
Your business can answer every call, even when you can't.
Answers business calls 24/7, even when you are working on site, on the tools or in the van. It gives customers a helpful first response while you get on with the work in front of you.
What's included
A calm, useful answer for every caller.
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Answers business calls 24/7, even when you are working on site, on the tools or in the van.
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Greets customers using your business name and answers common questions.
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Handles enquiries and takes messages and customer details.
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No wages, holidays, sick days or contracts like you would have with an employed receptionist.
Introductory offer
From £39 p/mth
Usually £49 per month
Free setup. Free landline number.
Your options
- Monthly is no contract and pay as you go.
- Annual is effectively 2 months free on the introductory rate.
Human oversight, always
Your AI Receptionist is personally set up and overseen by Ben, so it is ready to sound like your business and handle the calls that matter.
Blog and Content Writer
Turn the ideas already in your business into useful content.
Give us the basic idea, a recent job, a customer success story or a question customers regularly ask, and it becomes useful, professionally written website content.
Useful for your business
Turn real work and real questions into content people can find.
What's included
Content your customers can actually use.
It is written with SEO and GEO in mind, so search engines and AI assistants understand what your business does, where it does it and why they should recommend it.
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Blogs and articles
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Customer case studies
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FAQs and answers to common customer questions
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Local content
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Service pages, news and updates
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An image created to go with the article
Introductory prices
From £29
1 article £29 · 2 per month £49 · 4 per month £79
Human oversight, always
The AI does the heavy lifting but Ben personally oversees the finished work. No agency prices, no contracts and no employing a copywriter.
Ready when you are
Social Media Management
Stop writing posts when you should be billing.
You know social media matters. But when you are on the tools, on site or serving a customer, it is hard to find time to think of captions and create posts. When messages, comments and enquiries pile up, it gets even harder to keep up.
That is where we help. You keep running the business; we keep your social media moving.
What you get
More consistency. Less hanging over you.
Keep your content moving without having to find another hour in the day.
Help your business stay visible to the local customers you want to reach.
Give you more time to focus on paid work, jobs and the customers in front of you.
Take some of the pressure off your inbox as messages, comments and enquiries build up.
Keep content going out so your business stays in front of local customers.
Personally managed
Not a faceless agency. Not a DIY dashboard.
Your social media is personally managed and overseen by Ben. There is a human being keeping an eye on what goes out, what comes back and what needs your attention.
Ben personally runs social media for real businesses including:
Social Media Management
Pricing from £39 p/mth
The right level of support depends on your business, your customers and how much of your inbox you want off your plate.
No pressure. Just a conversation.